Chapters 5 and 6 bring the focus back on the “other” woman. More enticing than Lady Wisdom, Lady Marmelade, we’ll call her, offers an alternative path—straight to the grave. It might be easy to dismiss her as a legitimate temptation since Blacksburg has no red light district, the nearest strip club is in WV, and it’s rare to find desperate housewives roaming Pritchard, but the virtual door of her house is closer and more accessible than ever before. Keep your browser cache pure, do not lust in your heart after her, for “she preys on your very life”. If you’re falling into this temptation and would like to talk with someone who can relate, please contact me.